blackkazekage:

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

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(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)


floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

(Source: scream)

samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post

I FOUND A COKE WITH MY NAME ON IT!!

(Source: fact0r)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

ITS BACK!

midwest-mom:

theuppitynegras:

clinicallydepressedpug:

flyoffmynaturalhigh:

Only a few will understand what this is about…

minimum effort cosplay?

this is gold

minimum effort cosplay HAHAHAHAH

(Source: tommmmmmmm)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(Source: katara)

michaxl:

people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it

(Source: michaxl)

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words


judgebunnie:

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