I’ll Make A Man Out Of You | Mulan.
You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,
she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog
can the united states just chill for one day
bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
Blood is still blood and
Antagonist or not,
You’re still a killer.
Every inch of you is perfect from the
*ahem* excuse me sir, but can you nOT DO THE THING YOU ARE DOING WITH YO URF ACE.
it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes
it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny
you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do
don’t be scared of “losing him”
he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping
Any last words…
actual footage of the skeleton war